You will not imagine what this complete fool did. He totally messed up big time! This crazy dude decided to take his friend's car and then proceeded to crash on it. I mean, this is next level dumb. He even attempted to hide his actions with the most ridiculous excuse you've ever seen. Honestly, I'm speechless.

You Need to See It

You won't believe your eyes. I just came across it online and I'm seriously freaking out. It's truly terrifying. Trust me, you need to see this for yourself.

• Heads up
• It's graphic
• This will stay with you forever

Check out this video.

Shocking News That Will Make Your Blood Run Cold

Prepare yourselves for a story so terrifying, it will leave you dreading the world. A recent discovery has ripped apart the fragile foundation of safety we all hold dear. Something evil is afoot, and it's closer than you think. Rumors are swirling about a {secretorganization that operates in the shadows, pulling the wires of our world. This conspiracy is so vast and devious that it defies understanding.

Be vigilant, for what shock blog you are about to read will churn your very soul. Brace you for the reality that lie ahead. It's a story that will leave you trembling in your shoes.

Prepare to Be Shocked!: The Secret Exposed!

Are you ready for a journey? Brace yourself, because the information we're about to uncover is going to rock your world. We've been duped for so long, but now the time has come to reveal the lies behind it all. Get ready to have your perspective redefined.

Can You Handle the Reality? Prepare for Impact!

This isn't a walk in the park. The facts we face are intense. Are you emotionally prepared to thrive? It's high time to get down to business and face the impact.

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Holy crap! This Just Happened and It's Crazy

You will not believe that. I was just chilling in my room/at the park/walking to work when bam!/poof! this crazy thing happened. I'm still trying to process it/processing it slowly/totally freaking out.

It's like, for real, something straight out of a movie/dream/nightmare. I mean, I {thought I had seen everything/had experienced it all/knew what crazy was, but this? This shatters my world view/takes the cake/blew my mind.

I'm going to go for a walk/need a drink/calling everyone I know to tell them about this, because I just can't keep this in/don't think they'll believe me unless I swear on my life/have to get this off my chest. You guys will {notunderstand|be able to comprehend this/want to hear this when it's all said and done. I promise/guarantee/swear.